Precosiously Pragmatic, Pompously Prococative, Pourposely Puny, these rolls are designed to give you and others a giggle, whether on display in the water closet or upon presentation to your favorite user. The Cristmas Edition finds a little holiday cheer added into the mix while still retaining that effervecient whimsey you'ld expect in this kind of product. Fully Embroidered right on the paper they will not fade or wear off like printed matter may. Makes a great gift or White Elephant. Get one for all the Little Sh*ts in your life.