Precosiously Pragmatic, Pompously Prococative, Pourposely Puny, these rolls are designed to give you and others a giggle, whether on display in the water closet or upon presentation to your favorite user. Fully Embroidered right on the paper they will not fade or wear off like printed matter may. Makes a great gift or White Elephant. Get one for all the Little Sh*ts in your life.
Pretentious Privy Paper
$10.00Price
Real 2 ply paper
May be removed intact in case of emergency.
If removed can be reapplied to another roll.
Comes Idividaully packaged.
Made in Minnesota USA.



